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| Description: | Description: You're supposed to be paying taxes, WORKING, studying, or doing something productive... But instead, WHY NOT PLAY THIS MARVELOUS PIECE OF FIRST-PERSON... WHATEVER IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE! What's that? A dillo? A Cyborg? ~NO, IT'S A CYBERDILLO, DUMBASS~ He was a normal Dillo in the depths of the hot desert, eating grasshoppers or ants and that kind of stuff, not bothering anyone... like any dillo in a hot desert which eats grasshoppers and ants and that kind of stuff and doesn't bother anyone! But one day he was suddenly overrun by a car! Why didn't the driver notice him? Did he do it on purpose? Was he drunk? Why was he even driving in the middle of nowhere? I DON'T KNOW EITHER! NOT EVEN THE CREATORS OF THIS GAME! NOT EVEN GOD, FOR GOD'S SAKE! The thing is... Now this Cyberdillo has to go through unspeakable, indescribable diarrhea-neon mazes to collect stuff like flowers with weird faces, hearts, dog butts, brains disco clothes, monkeys, and other kind of goofy-trip, nonsensical objects to complete this game And question what the hell you're doing with your disgusting and vain life! (I wish you have the big guts, the rotten-bored brains, and the big chameleon eyes to do so!) The reward for walking through this piece of off-putting bad taste? THE BEST BEHIND-THE-SCENES EVER MADE! SERIOUSLY FOLKS! THIS GAME HAS THE MOST LEGENDARY CRAFT EVER CONCEIVED! Have fun! And don't eat laxatives kids! Or you're going to die for anal overopening! |
| Platforms: 3DO | Platforms: 3DO MS-DOS |
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| Developers: | Developers: Pixel Technologies |
| Publishers: | Publishers: Panasonic |